Cynical Definition Hoodie Jacket

Cynical Definition Hoodie Jacket - featuring Cynical Cyril from the Futility Friends design collection.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester - pure joy is overrated.

• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² - heavier than your sense of disillusion.

• Air-jet spun yarn - smoother than your life decisions.

• Metal zipper and double-needle stitching - subtle structure is a vibe.

• Unlined hood with matching drawstrings - you’ll look put together, even when you’re not.

We don’t believe in overproduction—because wasting time, effort, and resources on things no one asked for is reserved for existential crises, not apparel. That’s why we make every shirt just for you after you place the order. Yes, that means it takes a bit longer to arrive. But hey, what's a few extra days when time is meaningless?