Cynical Definition Shirt

Cynical Definition Shirt - featuring Cynical Cyril from the Futility Friends design collection.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — so soft you’ll question if anything else in life is this smooth (spoiler: it isn’t).

• Pre-shrunk - just like your hopes and dreams.

• Side-seamed construction - because you deserve structure in one area of your life.

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping - to support the weight of existence pressing down on you.

We don’t believe in overproduction—because wasting time, effort, and resources on things no one asked for is reserved for existential crises, not apparel. That’s why we make every shirt just for you after you place the order. Yes, that means it takes a bit longer to arrive. But hey, what's a few extra days when time is meaningless?