Haters Bay Collegiate Sweater

Haters Bay Collegiate Sweater - from the Nuanced Nihilist Haters Bay collection.
A cozy, pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater bound to keep you warm in nuclear winter.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester - there is already enough shrinkage in finding life's meaning.
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² - heavy enough to feel something.
• Air-jet spun yarn - soft AF, unlike the cruel reality of existence.
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem - because coordination is overrated, but still a flex.
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex - stay unbothered and wrinkle-free.
• Front pouch pocket - holds your phone, snacks, or existential dread.
We don’t believe in overproduction—because wasting time, effort, and resources on things no one asked for is reserved for existential crises, not apparel. That’s why we make every item just for you after you place the order. Yes, that means it takes a bit longer to arrive. But hey, what's a few extra days when time is meaningless?