Nothing Matters Red Dad Hat

Nothing Matters Red Dad Hat - from the Nuanced Nihilist Haters Bay Collection.
• 100% cotton twill - comfort matters, even in a meaningless existence.
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile - like blending into the background of late-stage capitalism.
• 6 embroidered eyelets - ventilation for the occasional existential crisis.
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown - wear it like you mean it.
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle - allowing for heads big and small.
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh - ethics are complicated, but at least we’re transparent.
We don’t believe in overproduction—because wasting time, effort, and resources on things no one asked for is reserved for existential crises, not apparel. That’s why we make every shirt just for you after you place the order. Yes, that means it takes a bit longer to arrive. But hey, what's a few extra days when time is meaningless?