Nuanced Nihilist Brand Logo Hoodie Sweater

Nuanced Nihilist Brand Logo Hoodie Sweater - The only dark humor hoodie you’ll ever care about (or won’t).

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester - there is already enough shrinkage in finding life's meaning.

• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² - heavy enough to feel something.

• Air-jet spun yarn - soft AF, unlike the cruel reality of existence.

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord - because coordination is overrated, but still a flex.

• Quarter-turned body to avoid creases - stay unbothered and wrinkle-free.

• Front pouch pocket - holds your phone, snacks, or existential dread.

We don’t believe in overproduction—because wasting time, effort, and resources on things no one asked for is reserved for existential crises, not apparel. That’s why we make every shirt just for you after you place the order. Yes, that means it takes a bit longer to arrive. But hey, what's a few extra days when time is meaningless?